Flexion Control

The kids and I were shopping the other day. Somehow, shopping brings out family togetherness and bonding amongst us like nothing else can. Except when it doesn't.

We were talking, the kids and I, about the fun of the upcoming holiday season. (You can always get excited about Christmas, no matter what month of the year it is.) We were talking about the fun we would have, and the places we would go, and the things that we would do. And how awesome it would be. We do love the holiday season around here.

In the midst of all our holiday planning and discussion, Luke said, "I need to learn to flex my butt muscles so that I can fart louder."

That brought an instant and temporary halt to all discussions. I'm not sure that I even want to attempt to understand that statement.

11 comments:

Leanne said...

Yeah. You've got a boy there. Just leave it at that, and don't try to understand them - I don't think we ever will or want to.

criag said...

Good one and it helps a lot.

Thanks,
Peter - Officetronics Shopping

Trisha said...

Oh my! Just who is teaching him these things?

Viv said...

Too funny!!!

caramama said...

Perhaps he is hoping to fart out some Christmas carols? Yeah, I don't get boys. ;-)

Jennifer said...

Awesome.

Fishsticks and Fireflies said...

Dude. I almost just woke the girls up from their nap because of the snort I just let out. I don't think I will ever understand boys!

Roger said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

As a parent of four boys myself! Thumbs up to Luke!!

By the way, if you like decorations, make sure you check out the Osbourne Lights at Hollywood Studios! Totally AWESOME!! Seriously. Awesome!

Back to your regularly scheduled reading... :)

Nap Warden said...

Well there ya go!

utmomof 5 said...

Boys are weird...

JennyH said...

Funny! Leave it to boys!!