It's For The Camera

"Mom, watch this!"

For Pete's sake, Luke, you shouldn't do that! You jump from too high. You can get hurt like that.

"Like how?"

You can break both your arms like your brother did. Or both legs. Or worse, your neck.

"Well I do it at school all the time and nothing happens."

Well you shouldn't, especially since that's concrete you're jumping onto at school. But I didn't get a picture. Can you do it again?

What? I needed a picture. Or five.