The Metamorphosis

We officially have two teens in the house. That's half our crew, in the teenage years. It's also half my mind completely blown. How is it that we were just married yesterday, and now have two teenagers? How can we be that old? How does one blink result in so much growing up?

And yet, it's facts.

So we were eating dinner when Josh said, "What time is it?"

Me: It's 6:30. Why?

Josh: What time was I born?

Me: Well, 13 years ago just this very minute actually.

Josh: Hey! I just turned into a teenager!

Becky: You make that sound like you're morphing into something.

Josh: Wait, let me do that again. (Stands up and rips shirt off) I AM A TEENAGER!

Me and Sam: (insert eyeroll and chuckle)

Happy Birthday, son. We love you.