Tuesday's Post

That is the most clever title you've ever seen in your entire lives. Admit it.

It's been one of those days. A horse that I've been trying to sell for over a year had someone come pick her up today. We struggled with said horse for 3 hours in 90 degree weather and in the end the horse won. She's eating grass quite happily in the field. I'm hot, tired and very, very peeved.

My husband fell off an 8' ladder when it collapsed from under him and will be feeling the effects of that for the next week. I'm grateful he's not seriously injured.

Micah peed on the carpet, we now have 5 dogs in the house because of the two impending births and it's hotter than Hades. I don't do heat well.

Because of today's events, I'm answering some questions that came my way. I asked you to ask me for just such an occasion.

Burgh Baby’s Mom asked So, which one would you rather do the horizontal tango with:

George Clooney or Brad Pitt?
George Bush or Bill Clinton?
Christina or Britney?
Animal or Kermit the Frog?

Okay first of all I don’t dance. I never did learn and it’s a good thing because my two left feet would be all over the dance floor in a bad way. But since that dance was tempered with the horizontal I’ll have to go with a “I’m happily married, thanks!” (I have 4 kids, did you think otherwise?)

But in the spirit of playing along, I’ll answer the best I can.

Pitt does nothing for me. Seriously – what do people see in him? There are very few actors that have made my heart go pitter patter over the years and Clooney has managed to make himself one of them. *sigh* The others include Clark Gable, Mel Gibson and McDreamy himself.

Bush or Clinton? Um, Ewwww. They're both old enough to be my father and that alone is just gross. I do not want to be known as Rocking Pony Lewinsky.

Christina and Britney? What kind of question is that? Aren’t they each other’s alter egos? They both make me want to rip their hair out.

Animal or Kermit? Okay, now you’re just getting freaky on me. I’ll have to turn this question right back at you and ask if you’d do the nasty with an animal. I wouldn’t dance with either one, horizontal or otherwise, but Kermit has always been a favorite of mine. I don’t know why because Animal clearly has the party personality going on, the low-maintenance look that I so love and the endearing clueless snark. Kermit is green and eats flies, and yet I love him. Is it too late to change my answer?




Michelle from Big Blueberry Eyes asked How did you and your husband meet?

Way back when I was so very new to blogging, we celebrated our 15th anniversary. In honor of that I posted how we met. You can read about it here. It’s worth the read because I rarely do anything in the traditional way.




Is the Tranny Head hawt or not?

I can feel Tranny Head’s heat way up in the mountains where I live, she’s that hawt. Perhaps she should move closer so that our gardens don’t get killed by frost after Memorial Day.

Of course now that it's in the 90's she can just take her hawtness back.

Does Tranny Head's arse look big in this?

Yes, I’m pretty sure that it does. Anyone who is a finalist in the Bloggy Arse-Off would be sure to look big in anything. ;)



Cecily asked:
Do you scribble down blog post ideas as they happen, take notes later or sit at your computer and let the post come on its own (I have been known to do all three with limited success so I am curious about how other people manage--especially those of you who post daily)???

I'm not organized enough to write things down and then remember where I wrote them. You're kinda funny if you think I'm that kind of organized. ;) There was a day, before kids, that I was. But no longer. They took my mind and ran off with it.

I usually just try to remember things until I can get to a computer and jot the idea down. I find that the "try to remember" thing is both good for my memory improvement and for forgetting things that I never should have.

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I'll be entertaining more questions in the future, so if you have something you're wanting to know about me ask away.

And obviously the dogs haven't had puppies yet. There's still time to get in on the puppy pool and win something from the store.