Panty Humor

Because I'm known far and wide as the blog about public panties, I'll do an obligatory post to keep my ratings up.

And as an aside, I am not entirely thrilled to be in the Google search Top 10 for Public Panties. There are some freaktacular pervs out there and I hate that I'm linked to them. But short of deleting my Holy Public Panties post, what am I gonna do? I can only think that I'm deterring at least one person long enough to reconsider the error of walking down the dark road of internet pornish ways.

And on to my post. Here is some panty humor to brighten your day. You know, because everyone needs some fun panty humor to start their week.




I find these things simply hilarious. But maybe that's just my weird sense of humor. Of course, the photo is misleading. If that's junk, mine must be a landfill.



Maybe if I got these, Micah would be more interested in potty training. Nothing says "dump your doo" like pirate pants.



This must be the accessory that goes with everything. I wonder if I can get matching earrings?




I love plaid, but may now be turned on it forever. How many wrongs can there be in one picture? First off, his plorts (plaid shorts) are a few sizes too small. And who needs suspenders to hold up their Jockeys? Especially when they're tight enought to cut off your fertility. What is with the hand down the pants? Is he pulling a wedgie and can't wedge his hand in to do the job? And I do not even want to know where he is. If he's in the privacy of his own home, who would take that photo and share with the world? If he's not, I don't even want to know where he is and why.




I'm all about saving the earth when I can, but I just can't bring myself to wear recycled panties. I mean, who thinks of these things? "Oh, you know what would be a good idea? Taking the t-shirts that are stained and outgrown and making underpants out of them!"




Brief case, anyone? (And have you ever seen underpants in that size before? Imagine the fruit that must fill those looms.)



Apparently even Super Heroes have problems with their undergarments. How embarrasing. Or is that his newest tactic? Give up, Bad Guys, or I'll show my shorts!



Truer words have never been printed on underwear. I wonder if these come in boys? I know a few that could use them. Holy eyewatering cow.




Since we've gotta end on a sweet note, I'll leave you with these. I love Peanuts. And these are so cute I wouldn't hesitate to wear them as shorts around the house. Just don't stop in unannounced, mmmkay?